I may have ate twice my body weight this past Thanksgiving weekend in Baltimore. Uncle Billy & Auntie Colette sure know how to keep the house stocked with plenty of food. Day 1 included: Pot roast, shrimp, chicken, and Swiss chocolate. Day 2 (Thanksgiving Day): Turkey, pancit, lumpia, green bean casserole, salmon, pumpkin pie, apple pie, apple cider, mamon. Day 3: Dim sum and an assortment of 12 other Chinese dishes, Krispy Kreme donuts and milk. Day 4: Waffles, bacon, sausage, burgers, fries, chicken, ribs, mashed potatoes. Day 5: Eggs, rice, pot roast sandwich, mashed potatoes, chicken wings and a strawberry milk shake.
10 pounds heavier, I'm finally full. What a weekend. Plenty of laughs with cousins. One particular moment involved my cousin's girlfriend, Noreen, who came out with the Cabellons & Bersamins for lunch and a movie. After lunch we all went to see the movie, Alexander. Well, our family's claim to fame is our clever wit, and sometimes our not so clever wit. Anyways, the family is standing in line to purchase tickets, and while standing next to Noreen, I read a name of a movie which was playing at the theater, What The #$*! Do We Know (substituting '#$*!' with the word 'bleep'), and I say it in such a way that where it sounds like I'm asking Noreen a question. She innocently just shrugs her shoulders not knowing what I'm talking about. And after I realize she really doesn't know what the "bleep" I'm talking about, I point to the sign above the box office, and tell her, "I'm just joking with you. It's just a name of a movie that's playing". She set off a sigh of relief thinking that I was just giving her the family test of wit. Hahaha. Good times.
Oh yeah, don't see Alexander. Terrible doesn't begin to describe that piece of BLEEP.
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Can't believe you gained only 10 lbs. from all those food. Glad Noreen was cool with your bleep joke. Mom
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