Respect This Fish

Played 5 hours of Texas Hold 'Em last night. A waste of time? Maybe. But I won money, so I can't complain. In fact, quadrupled my money. Nothing like strangers disrespectin' your style of play. They thought I had no clue what I was doing because I lost about every hand I played. Well, it turns out I just had bad cards. Fate fooled them. When the tides finally turned later in the night, I made my moves. And the fish became the fisherman. World Series of Poker, here I come.

...Not.